From classics like Whitewater, Lewinsky, Travelgate, and Bosnian snipers to new stories about Benghazi, the Clinton Foundation, and a very private email server, the hits just keep coming. Lie after lie, rewarded not with indictment but a nomination to the world’s highest office.  Welcome to Hillary Clinton’s America.

Not the nation you signed up for? 
You’re in the right place. We’re committed to high-quality products that deliver high-powered truth.  Buy for yourself, like-minded friends, or even your favorite Clintonista– anyone who needs a reminder of how the world should work.  From pantsuit to jumpsuit, let’s help her pack.  Hillary for Prison is the start.

Our Cause
Give Hillary credit.  Her Streep-grade storytelling would be impressive if it didn’t cost America (and Americans) so damn much.   Hillary for Prison is dedicated to shining light on this impressively slick body of work – queue the Oscars theme music!

Our Catalog
Top-quality gear built for top-notch activism.  Whether it’s a single yard sign or a complete H4P makeover, we have the products you need to tell the truth about Hillary’s future.

HILLARY FOR PRISON YARD/OFFICE SIGN (with stake)
20.00

Declare Your Spot a “No Lie” Zone

Perfect for home or business, these are classic campaign signs with a special Hillary for Prison twist.  From a single sign to an acre’s worth, they definitely get the message about Clinton’s love of lying.  Need a little stress relief?  Plant one in the middle of traditional Hillary signs and then just watch the laughs rolls in.  

*Post included

24" x 18" high quality, double sided, corrugated plastic, wire H stake included. 

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Hillary for Prison 2016 Bumper Sticker
4.00 5.00

Honk twice to support rule of law!

The bumper sticker is atypically American invention – and we’re proud to add Hillary For Prison to your car, toolbox, or maybe even your front door.*  Better yet, they’re priced so they you can easily stock up and stay prepared – you never know when you’re going to need one.  It’s a great way to help grow our movement – your Hillary for Prison bumper sticker won’t be lonely for long.

Not recommended for front door use

11" x 4" bumper sticker. 

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American Flag Hat - Hillary for Prison
18.50 19.50

Tip your cap to freedom and liberty

You may already own one that supports your favorite sports team – but what about America and her needs?  These durable hats are an easy way to share your love for the former first lady turned felon. Whether you’re at a ball game, the gym, or a fancy restaurant featuring only grass-fed, poetry-infused, gender-neutral fare – these hats are quick and to the point.   Just make sure you remove it before church – God may approve but he still has standards.

This is an awesome American Flag hat, with the Hillary For Prison message on the front!

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Hillary for Prison Koozie - Prison Orange
6.99

Quench your thirst for justice

Whether you’re drowning your sorrows or playing the latest Hillary drinking game (and probably drowning your sorrows), these H4P cozies keep your favorite beverage cold while keeping the conversation focused on what matters – making sure Hillary faces the legal consequences she deserves . Aren’t you ready to toast that?   

High quality, DOUBLE SIDED printed Koozies. Now you can keep your drink cool while making the liberal standing next to you HOT with rage. 'Merica.

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Freedom -is Better Than- Free Shit Sticker
3.50 5.00

Honk twice to let them know you work for a living!

This is a Limited Edition message and sticker, asked for by a close friend and supporter that's spent decades serving in the government of a GREAT STATE!

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11" x 4" bumper sticker. 

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Camo Hat - Hillary For Prison
18.00

Tip your cap to freedom and liberty

You may already own one that supports your favorite sports team – but what about America and her needs?  These durable hats are an easy way to share your love for the former first lady turned felon. Whether you’re at a ball game, the gym, or a fancy restaurant featuring only grass-fed, poetry-infused, gender-neutral fare – these hats are quick and to the point.   Just make sure you remove it before church – God may approve but he still has standards.

Camo in the front, black in the back. 

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Hillary For Prison - Black Shirt
19.99 21.99

Whether it’s mind-bending machinations on Benghazi or this week’s weak excuse about mishandling classified information, show the world you’re paying attention to Hillary’s schemes.

Our shirts are cleverly designed for a one-two punch – watch Clintonista smiles quickly melt as they realize you’re on the side of truth and freedom, thus making their nonsense powerless on you.  We offer classic black and white – get your gray half-truth somewhere else. Also scientifically proven to repel hipsters and tree-huggers - two great shirts in one!

100% Cotton

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Hillary for Prison Koozie - Camo
5.50 6.99

Quench your thirst for justice

Whether you’re drowning your sorrows or playing the latest Hillary drinking game (and probably drowning your sorrows), these H4P cozies keep your favorite beverage cold while keeping the conversation focused on what matters – making sure Hillary faces the legal consequences she deserves . Aren’t you ready to toast that?   

High quality, DOUBLE SIDED printed Koozies. Now you can keep your drink cool while making the liberal standing next to you HOT with rage. 'Merica.

Beer sold separately.

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